How do I know what you said about my favorite celeb is true?
Santa told us and we fact checked with his elves
Is it true what they say about Tom Cruise?
100%
Why did Rachel Uchitel get over 8 million from Tiger?
Because she recorded Tiger's conversation with her when he was in the hospital recovering from the ass whooping Elin gave him with a wedge...in the conversation he told Rachel that he loved her...BAM...pay me bitch.
How many aliens are at Rosswel?
We don't have an accurate count, but do know that a few have escaped their confinement, Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton's feet
Where are you located so we can come molotov cocktail your building?
Plz hold while I get Perez' addy...
How can I get a job at kikster?
Send us your resume and 100 in cash
Why do I get the feeling you don't like me and won't ever give me a straight answer?
Don't be so sensitive, we like you...you give us the warm and fuzzies and you are a snazzy dresser.
