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PEE-WEE HERMAN REVISITS MASTURBATION INCIDENT DURING INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOY
2010-08-13 09:24:33
PEE-WEE HERMAN REVISITS MASTURBATION INCIDENT DURING INTERVIEW WITH PLAYBOY<br>
Pee-wee claims the fact that he's a righty would have blown the lid off the case against him!  He "tosses his beat" with his right hand and in the police reports, they claimed he was layin' it down lefty!
In a recent interview with Playboy Magazine, Pee-wee Herman says that if the whole movie theater masturbation scandal he gout caught up in years back actually went to trial, his lawyers had a star witness on their side that would've killed prosecution's case against him.

Pee-wee told Playboy:

"Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand. I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me."

That would have been the end of the case?  Because the cop who wrote the police report claimed that he was wackin' his jonestown with the wrong hand?  Nice try Pee Wee, we know you used the left so it felt like a different person!

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