" Lindsay Soda Head" Lohan was officially cut loose from in-patient rehab yesterday.  That was the fastest 90 days I have ever seen!  It's like summer when you are a school kid.

Well well well, Soda Head (aka Lindsay Lohan) has officially been released from her court-ordered rehab at UCLA Medical Center.. So it goes without saying that from hereon forward the streets are no longer safe.

The 24 year old crackhead actress was originally sentenced to serve 90 days in jail followed immediately by 90 days of rehab for probation violations stemming from her 2007 DUI conviction.

But after only 22 days in rehab.. Soda Head was given her walking papers and released back into the wild.

Lindz was shuffled out a back door of the rehab facility and into a car waiting for her.

So what did Lindsay do during her first moments of freedom?  Called her enabler mom and chatted it up with her of course!

While Lindsay was being driven away from the facility, decoy cars were used to keep the press away from her. Half the stalkerazzi in L.A were trying to figure out which car she was in to get that million dollar photograph.

This is a major legal system FAIL.  I am hoping she learned something while in there.. other than sharping her skills on how to blame everyone one else for all her problems. 


Catch up with kikster:
Lindsay wants an apology from the court!
Lindsay trades excessive boozing for excessive tweeting.
Lindsay wants Chanel to pimp out her Scram bracelet!
Lindsay Makes bail.
Donald Trump offers Lindsay a job.
Lindsay just needs to admit that she's a druggie.
Lindsay can't handle her booze!
I can't tell which one is worse.. Lindsay or her mom?

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