I hope by now the average civilian realizes that all this crap is set up to create a story.  The Jersey Scum just do what they are told... just chum in the water.

Lets catch up on what the Jersey pond floaters are doing in Miami this week.
Paulie D was amazingly caught buying a basket full of condoms at your local CVS store.  Notice how crystal clear the shot is and posed.  Next we see Snooki (the troll with bad mall hair) sucking face with the Situation.  With all the insanely hot chicks in SoBe... Snookems would be the last choice for anyone.. she is a bottle of Patron and 2 broken hands type of a booty call.  Above we see the boys hanging on the beach with an ocean full of fat chicks admiring their roid bodies... of course the cams are rolling and catching all of the naturally happening action.  Pualy D, I really don't think you need a condom for any of these chicks... I doubt anything else has ever been in them.  Pauly and Situation, when you guys are done with this bevy of beauties make sure you call Sea World and have them come take them back home for their next show. 
See below why we love Snooki... or cinnabun- head as we like to call her.

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